HB 1804, The Forgotten Issue

          The state of Oklahoma passed HB1804 last year as an attempt to fix the “economic hardship and lawlessness in this state,” caused by illegal immigrants.

          At least that’s what bill supporters believe.

          Some groups say the bill supports legalized discrimination.  Others say it protects our jobs and resources. 

          Some believe illegal immigrants are needed to cover low paying jobs.  Others say, yeah those jobs are crappy, but I don’t want Hispanics here anyway.

          However, there is one issue that no one has debated.

          Hispanics are freakin’ hot.

          Seriously, have you seen Eva Longoria or Wilmer Valderrama?

          Their naturally golden skin, dark eyes and dark hair.

          Rarrrrrr.

          Toss me in a room of Hispanics and I’ll bat from either side of the base on that day.

          If you count my ears and nostrils, that makes six holes.  Plug me up Longoria.  Have you way with me Valderrama.

          Damn.

          Why not write legislation that keeps Canadians out.  How about Brits or Germans?  Do we really need more white people?

          Allow all the Hispanics in.  Remove the border. 

          Can’t we all use a little more sexy?

          We’re a country of style, not substance.

          What’s our true priority?  National security, or youth and beauty?

          I think you know the answer.