Unintentional Funny Moments

          One day as I jogged down Riverside, I saw a man shaking behind a picnic  My first thought is, of course, homeless having sex with a picnic table.  Because of the recent cases of men having sex with picnic tables, I feared this trend had hit Tulsa.  He displayed what I believed was his “Oh” face.  

          I called the police on the pervert.  Turns out he wasn’t masturbating, it was a seizure.   Awkward.