Tulsa Fertility Center Conspiracy

          

The Tulsa Fertility Center is located in a former Luby’s Cafeteria location.

Where I used to eat chicken fried steak with gravy is now a place where chicken is choked instead of cooked, and the gravy is made with DNA.

            I have a theory as to why Luby’s closed and TFC moved in.

            The customers died.

            Luby’s is huge with the octogenarian crowd.  Unfortunately, the customers are either dead, lost, or at Furr’s.

            Furr’s is the only other restaurant in Tulsa where senior citizens can have dinner at 4:00 p.m. and be home in time for “Wheel of Fortune.”

            I believe what is happening is that TFC is trying to repopulate the octogenarian crowd.  Biotechnological cloning techniques have come a long way since the two-headed clone kitten, Sparkles, scared us.

            Once the crowd is repopulated, Luby’s will reopen.

            It’s an easy switch from cafeteria to fertility clinic, and vice-versa.  Both use gloves, tongs, turkey basters and vegetable oil.

            Plus, all those fetuses and clones that don’t make it, can be turned into the latest beauty cream for rich women that have more money than they know what to do with.

            I may be a little off with this theory.  But, seriously, is it any more ridiculous than those people that say “we didn’t land on the moon,” “the holocaust never happened,” and the horrible fashion sense of the Texas polygamist cult.

            Ok, maybe a little.