Comments on: Print-and-Go Cards for Disgruntled Drivers http://irritatedtulsan.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/print-and-go-cards-for-disgruntled-drivers/ Comedic ramblings of someone who's easily irritated. Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:32:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU By: Hellcat http://irritatedtulsan.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/print-and-go-cards-for-disgruntled-drivers/#comment-107 Hellcat Wed, 07 May 2008 13:41:51 +0000 http://irritatedtulsan.wordpress.com/?p=101#comment-107 I always wanted to print cards up that said, "If people fucked like you park, the human race would become extinct." I just figured that the people who deserve these cards would be too stupid to figure out what the hell I'm talking about. I always wanted to print cards up that said, “If people fucked like you park, the human race would become extinct.” I just figured that the people who deserve these cards would be too stupid to figure out what the hell I’m talking about.

]]> By: irritatedtulsan http://irritatedtulsan.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/print-and-go-cards-for-disgruntled-drivers/#comment-104 irritatedtulsan Tue, 06 May 2008 21:31:54 +0000 http://irritatedtulsan.wordpress.com/?p=101#comment-104 Thank you. I like to give. These cards are my gift to Tulsa. And you were right the first time, it's brother. Thank you. I like to give. These cards are my gift to Tulsa. And you were right the first time, it’s brother.

]]> By: meeciteewurkor http://irritatedtulsan.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/print-and-go-cards-for-disgruntled-drivers/#comment-102 meeciteewurkor Tue, 06 May 2008 21:01:53 +0000 http://irritatedtulsan.wordpress.com/?p=101#comment-102 lol.. you forgot the one for the tards that park .00003 inches from your driver side door forcing you to crawl in through the trunk. So let me help you out, brother (or sister, I'm not sure...) of course, you could be both for all I know... <blockquote>Dear {insert very vulgar word here} Your car is 4.5 feet wide. Why you think you need to squeeze into a space that is 4.49 feet wide is beyond me. I do, however, appreciate that you did this, because I had to crawl into my car through the trunk where I found that dead body I forgot to bury a few months ago. Next time, please break in the window on the driver side of my car, so I can get into it Dukes of Hazzard style. Thank you and have a nice day.</blockquote> I'm sure there can be millions of elaborations on that, but I think I've made my point. Thank you for the cards. I think every Tulsan should have a stack of these at the ready. Hopefully, they will cut down on the epidemic of stupidly-parked cars in Tulsa. lol..
you forgot the one for the tards that park .00003 inches from your driver side door forcing you to crawl in through the trunk.

So let me help you out, brother (or sister, I’m not sure… ;) of course, you could be both for all I know…

Dear {insert very vulgar word here}
Your car is 4.5 feet wide. Why you think you need to squeeze into a space that is 4.49 feet wide is beyond me. I do, however, appreciate that you did this, because I had to crawl into my car through the trunk where I found that dead body I forgot to bury a few months ago. Next time, please break in the window on the driver side of my car, so I can get into it Dukes of Hazzard style. Thank you and have a nice day.

I’m sure there can be millions of elaborations on that, but I think I’ve made my point.

Thank you for the cards. I think every Tulsan should have a stack of these at the ready. Hopefully, they will cut down on the epidemic of stupidly-parked cars in Tulsa.

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