Print-and-Go Cards for Disgruntled Drivers

     Road rage isn’t limited to roads.  Sometimes, drivers are more irritating once they park.  Below are print-and-go cards for you to use.  The next time you’re in a parking lot and annoyed at any of the situations below, place one of these under their windshield wiper:

(For the person who takes two parking spaces.)

 

(For the person who parks in the disabled parking spots.)

 

(For the person who parks wherever they damn well please.)

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3 Responses to “Print-and-Go Cards for Disgruntled Drivers”

  1. meeciteewurkor Says:
    May 6, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    lol..
    you forgot the one for the tards that park .00003 inches from your driver side door forcing you to crawl in through the trunk.

    So let me help you out, brother (or sister, I’m not sure… ;) of course, you could be both for all I know…

    Dear {insert very vulgar word here}
    Your car is 4.5 feet wide. Why you think you need to squeeze into a space that is 4.49 feet wide is beyond me. I do, however, appreciate that you did this, because I had to crawl into my car through the trunk where I found that dead body I forgot to bury a few months ago. Next time, please break in the window on the driver side of my car, so I can get into it Dukes of Hazzard style. Thank you and have a nice day.

    I’m sure there can be millions of elaborations on that, but I think I’ve made my point.

    Thank you for the cards. I think every Tulsan should have a stack of these at the ready. Hopefully, they will cut down on the epidemic of stupidly-parked cars in Tulsa.

  2. irritatedtulsan Says:
    May 6, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    Thank you. I like to give. These cards are my gift to Tulsa. And you were right the first time, it’s brother.

  3. Hellcat Says:
    May 7, 2008 at 8:41 am

    I always wanted to print cards up that said, “If people fucked like you park, the human race would become extinct.” I just figured that the people who deserve these cards would be too stupid to figure out what the hell I’m talking about.

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