A Texas ranch company is suing a Tahlequah man and Missouri genetics company for allegedly extracting semen from a bull the ranch purchased.
Not many Oklahomans are aware of the value of Bull Semen, or why the Texas ranch is justified in the lawsuit.
In Tahlequah, Bull Semen is known as Cream Gold … Texas Glee. The value rivals that of oil, gold and T. Boone Pickens’ pockets to OSU.
As a former NSU student, I saw first hand the obsession and rage that Bull Semen can cause. Think Bedlam on acid.
If you ever had your stockpile of Bull Semen stolen, you would understand the anguish created.
Most people think Tahlequah is only a place to float the Illinois River and drink beer. While that is true, it is also a Mecca for many Bull Semen based products.
There are dozens of uses for, and products created from, Bull Semen:
- Facial Moisturizer
- Cough Suppressant
- Wax for Illinois River Canoes
- Mike Gundy’s Hair Gel
For the complete list of 36 products and uses, jump over to The Lost Ogle.
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June 10, 2008 at 7:51 pm |
Who knew that beef-juice had so many practical uses……..makes me wonder what can be done with man-chowder.
June 11, 2008 at 9:28 pm |
Vitamin SE has been in my family for centuries, it is why we have a youthful appearance and glow. As a night time moisturizer Vitamin SE is miraculous. I live in an area where bulls are scarce, but Vitamin SE can be obtained from other sources, just ask my friends!