Meet the Tulsa couple that enjoys doing it doggie style, literally, doggie style.
Authorities charged Donald Roy Seigfried, 55, and Diane Sue Whalen, 54, with committing crimes against nature.
They were having sex with their dogs … and taping it … and possibly selling the tapes.
A collective “Ewwwwwww” could be heard throughout the city.
Their son found the tapes and turned them over to the authorities. Imagine the traumatic image burned into his mind. It’s bad enough to walk in on your parents having sex, but to see your mom blowing Fido; I would pluck out my eyes with a fork.
Who looks at a dog and says, “Yeah, I want a piece of that.” I guess lipstick fanatics.
I could be jumping to conclusions. We haven’t heard their side of the story. Maybe the dogs seduced them. Seigfried and Whalen could be the victims. Authorities did say the dogs are sexually aggressive.
Whalen could have had on her favorite pair of fur underwear and handcuffs. She waited for Seigfried to come home from his job at the dog food plant. Out of nowhere, while the camera happened to be taping and the mood lighting was set, the dogs rushed through the door and tongue-pounded Whalen like a jackhammer cracking through concrete.
Dogs like to eat anything that’s rotten or smelly. A 54-year-old vagina could certainly fall into that category.
Still, I could be jumping to conclusions. Why do I assume they’re only into male dogs? Maybe they enjoy a round doggielingus.
This could also be a simple misunderstanding of a beloved children’s rhyme. Maybe Seigfried interpreted “give the dog a bone” in the worst possible way
We may never understand the mind of a dog rapist, nor know the embarrassment the family must feel. At least the family can take comfort in finally knowing why their mom’s breath smells like wet dog.
Click here for 20 Warning Signs that Diane Sue Whalen May Be Your New Neighbor.
P.S. This article was originally written for The Lost Ogle. However, it was deemed too vulgar and made Lost Ogle writer, Patrick, vomit in his mouth. Today’s Irritated Tulsan feature was to be a post titled, “10 Emergency Alerts that Should Be…” It was as a follow up to the “Silver Alert” post. Click here for that posting.
P.P.S. I have mug shots of the dog-rapers, but I couldn’t bring myself to post them. I only want my words, not their faces, to soil my page.
July 3, 2008 at 11:58 am |
Wow I guess this brings new meaning to the words “Marriage Problems.”
July 13, 2008 at 7:50 pm |
Now I have an image! No more Doggy style for me! Gross!
August 28, 2008 at 9:17 am |
I think if I was forced to have sex with her, I would want to be put down too.
August 28, 2008 at 4:31 pm |
Maybe they should put her down.