There’s a familiar connection with Bill and Larry Mathis you don’t understand. Their commercials feel like family. You envy Mathis Brothers Furniture floor room lighting, and draw plans to create the same feel in your home.
Something is missing.
Holidays are meaningless. Birthdays you forget. The opening dates and locations of each Mathis store are what you celebrate.
These are the ten signs you might be the missing Mathis Brother:
10. You speak in half sentences, whether or not someone is there to finish them.
9. Incredible posture.
8. Tours of your home follow this pattern: “There’s the kitchen, dining room, bathroom, etc. Over here in the living room, we have the Lady Americana love seat. Priced at … sorry. I don’t know why I keep doing that.”
7. Storage closet full of babies.
6. You masturbate to Furniture World Magazine.
5. Couches on the side of road bring a tear to your eye.
4. Gerbils make you nervous. Really, really nervous.
3. Your tears cure cancer.
2. Women with faces so tight, they’re one facelift away from a beard, sit next to you.
1. Puppies grow out of your leg.
July 16, 2008 at 7:20 pm |
There is a guy here in OKC that tries so very hard to be like the Mathis brothers. His name is Bob Mills.
There are times when I watch the commercials for the Mathis brothers that it seems as though they are marionettes in a tangled little skit.
July 29, 2008 at 4:53 pm |
The last time I lived in Oklahoma was 1980, and the inimitable
sounds of “Mice Bruzz FurrChurr” still echo in my head whenever
I see a furniture ad.
You got your living room suit, your bedroomsuit,
you got your recliner with heat and vibberation!
January 30, 2009 at 1:05 pm |
I’m sorry but I think Bill and Larry still being on the commercials is a bad marketing idea. The more modern, faster paced commercials with the girl’s voice are best ones. They just seem more up-to-date. The other’s seem like local car dealership ads
January 30, 2009 at 1:33 pm |
But, are you a missing Mathis brother?