Four-and-a-Half Random Questions with Sally Bell’s Son
While other bloggers seek truth and dive deep into issues, I seek random humor.
When Sally Bell beat Randi Miller by 81 percent … that’s still gotta hurt … I did what no blogger in the Tulsa area thought to do. I sought out Sally Bell’s son, Jason Bell. I had a four-and-a-half random questions on my mind:
(Just to clarify, the evil monkey in the picture no way represents Jason Bell or his mother. Jason and I simply like monkeys. I’m also a huge Family Guy fan.)
1) Why is Sally Bell so awesome?
She killed the son of Genghis Kahn (who was also the father of Kublai Kahn). His name was Jasper. Due to the silliness of his name, he was not written about very much, and little is known about him. What is known, is that she killed him with a pair of cuticle clippers. This was very painful, and I must say, rather rude. Awesome, nonetheless.
She won the Nobel Peace Prize for her spaghetti recipe. It has save many lives since it was first introduced.
She built the Zingo by herself one afternoon. She made the chain for the chain hill out of molten iron that she dug out from the center of the Earth.
The rest of the information related to her awesomeness is classified.
2) Tell me about the feud between the Mathis Brothers and the Bell Brothers.
The Zingo was made exclusively from old couches and wooden chairs. Unfortunately, we did not purchase those old pieces from the Brother Mathis (that’s their gang name). Ever since then, they have been trying to kill us.
3) My boss said he liked the Mayo Clinic. I responded with I prefer The Lady of our Miracle Whip. How bad of joke was that?
Hellman… That joke was hilarious (see what i did, there?)
4) The metabolism slows as we age. At 37-years-old, you look amazing. Do you work out daily, or are you naturally buff?
I am, by law, required to maintain a 50% fat level in my body at all times. However, underneath this sub-cute-aneous layer of fat, I do have an incredible body; thanks for seeing through!
4.5) Finish this sentence…
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Compelling, and rich! Very informative!
I’ve always wondered what the Zingo was made out of.
My first thought was always… love seat?
Yellow Pine … as in, “I am pining for its return”.
It’s laying in a field right now, so I guess you could say it is made of recliner.
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Is Roger Mathis the Andy Gibb of furniture?
Yes, he is.