As Diane Sue Whalen’s son housesat for his mother, he found a DVD called “Mama’s Loving Boys.” On the cover, he saw a scantily clad woman surrounded by three dogs. She looked familiar, so did the dogs.
The woman was his mother. The dogs were her lovers. It was at that moment he decided to no longer allow her dogs to lick his face.
Whalen’s son found more than 150 tapes. Here are 20 possible movie titles for those tapes:
20. The Cave Barker
19. Are You There Spot, It’s Me Diane
18. Blowing Kisses
17. You Had Me at Fetch
16. Whalen’s Guide to Giving the Dog a Bone
15. The Mailman Cometh
14. Doggie Treats
13. Whose Ass is Dat?
12. The Fug and the Hound
11. From Canine to 69
10. Golden’s Showers
9. Unleashed
8. The Lion, The Bitch and the Wardrobe
7. Beggin’ Strips
6. Beating My Dead Horse
5. My Life as a Chew Toy
4. Leave it to Beaver
3. Oklahoma Gusher
2. Rubbing Their Nose in It
1. Old Yeller
