10 Additional Warning Signs the State Fair is in Town

Irritated Tulsan reader Gillaszemos has thought of ten more warning the State Fair is in Town.  Our total has reached 55.

55.  When a gunfight breaks out, people check to see if the clown got dropped into the dunk tank.

54.  You are willing to pay 50 cents to see a horse half the size of the ones you can see for free next door.

53.  Parents force their infants out of the stroller when they finally win that 4-foot Tasmanian Devil stuffed toy.

52.  Tobacco spitting is permitted ONLY when the ride is not in session.

51.  A Garth Brooks sighting results in nothing but polite smiles and fond memories.

50.  People are openly excited to see what Decal Calvin is pissing on this year.

49.  A drunken Jerry Giordano arguing with the funnel cake vendor draws a larger crowd than the Oak Ridge Boys.

48.  Dean’s RV Showcase becomes Dean’s Impromptu Hooverville.

47.  Somebody starts a chain of parking spaces on the Fair Meadows raceway.

46.  Casa Bonita gets their first customers in two years.

Also see 45 Warnings Signs the State Fair is in Town.