Poor 65-pound Celine Dion, pronounced Sline Day-ooooon. She postponed her concert at the BOK Center due to an infection. She mistook her chapstick for deodorant and had an allergic reaction. She gummed up her armpit hair and is currently stuck to a chair. When will those French women learn to shave?
That’s the official story I’ve made up. According to sources that don’t exist, there is a real reason why Celine Dion postponed …
… Oklahoma Winds.
Oooooooh. Now that’s unfortunate.
November 17, 2008 at 12:58 pm |
oh great another substance running down the sides of the BOK Center.
November 17, 2008 at 2:16 pm |
omg… bwahahah!!!.d@#$@^^$#Q
oh dang it…..
i just crapped myself…
You see, this is the kind of post that keeps me coming back…
is that a great plains airlines airplane?
November 17, 2008 at 2:29 pm |
I don’t know. The plane was too high for me to see. Did you think these were Photoshopped?
November 17, 2008 at 6:41 pm |
You know, i was kind of wondering. You always seem to be in the right place at the right time. Must be the luck of Teela Brown.