No Laughing Matter
Nellie Guillory shot her husband in the head during a domestic dispute. Her husband is in critical condition. She is in jail. No bond was set.
Anyone who regularly reads my blog would expect me to jump on this story and write something tasteless. You expect me to not only cross the line, but to skip over it? I would be insulted if that weren’t true. If you expect me to write sarcastic, mean one-liners about Guillory, then you’re right. Here they are:
• She looks the offspring of a mule raped by Frankenstein.
• She looks battered, but not fried.
• Tomorrow’s headline: Woman Shoots Husband in the Head after He Tears the Fur Lining on Lucky Bingo Dabber.
• Blech, I would’ve shot myself.
• Which Jiffy Lube mechanic does your eyebrows?
• Glad we pulled you out of Cancer’s grasp.
• Does the carpet match the drapes, you know, full of teeth?
• Another win for the pro-choice team.
• Hey dude.
• Guns don’t kill people. People with undescended testicles kill people.
• Pee on me.
• It’ll grow back.
