Bad Product Combinations
There are product combinations that work: peanut butter and chocolate, milk and cereal, potato chips and chocolate ice cream. There are product combinations that don’t work. Gerber Singles anyone?
Meat, Skittles, K-Y Lubricant, Rice Krispies, Razr Phones, Razors, Depends, Monistat 7, Pop Rocks and Kitty Litter work great separately, but not together.
There are some Bad Product Combinations these would create:
1. Meat Skittles
People love meat. People love Skittles. Chewy candy-coated beef in every bite. Taste the gristle of flavor.
2. KY Krispies
The only personal lubricant that goes snatch, crackle and pop.
3. Razr Razor
Promoting anti-socialism in your teenager since 2004.
4. Depend 7
The concept of Monistat 7, combined with Depends. The extended stay one-week pad. Great for those neglectful nursing homes.
5. Pop Rocks Infused Cat Litter
No one enjoys the scent of cat litter, buy many enjoy the taste of Pop Rocks. Each time kitty takes care of business, the scent and crackle of Pop Rocks fill the air. The Pop Rocks can discourage the dog from snacking what kitty leaves behind. For best use, only use if your cat is spayed or neutered.
P.S. Send me your ideas on Bad Product Combinations and I’ll use them in a future post.
I think meat skittles wouldn’t be all that bad.
I guess so, as long as they’re cooked.
I would pay serious money for the kitty litter/pop rocks!!
I’d love to use it today with the ice storm.
Yeah, but is the “meat” in the meat skittles 100% beef or some strange soy/kangaroo mix?
Gerbil.
Where can I get some Pop Rocks Cat Litter?
Circuit City.
Photoshoppy goodness, right here!
Thank you Natasha.
Don’t forget Kellogg “Tuna Crisp” and Post “Nasal Drip”