Celibate Cold Fronts Create Tulsa Potholes
February 10, 2009
… Cheap materials or city managers taking kickbacks don’t cause Tulsa’s potholes. Celibate cold fronts cause them.
According to the City of Tulsa’s Web site, potholes are caused by the fluctuation of female weather refusing to have sex, or “fridged” weather …
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Actually the story has nothing to do with streets. If you read it carefully, you’ll find that the “fridged weather” removed one source of supply for illicit sex, so an “influx of pot-holes”, that is, a migration of marijuana-smoking prostitutes, arrived in town to take care of the demand.