10 Warning Signs You’re Barry Gibb’s Love Child
It may be the end of the decade, but disco still rules and white men can perm their hair without fear of being mistaken for Richard Simmons. Barry Gibb is still getting more fur than most Inuits, which begs the question… Is Barry Gibb your father? If you even suspect Barry balled your mother, here are some warning signs to look for.
10. Though your hair has amazing body, it inexplicably will not part.
9. You feel a strange connection to the Partridge Family and The Osmonds.
8. You still think gold is the new black.
7. As an infant, no one knew where your chest hair ended and the bib began.
6. You’re mistaken for a drunk lesbian leprechaun when you answer the phone.
5. Your overbite reaches your chin.
4. “How Deep Is Your Love” resulted in a near drowning.
3. You’re first sentence was, “Ah, ha, ha, ha.”
2. Your voice didn’t drop when your testicles did.
1. Your nickname: Farrah.
(Written by Francis and Irritated Tulsan)
I’d like to go back in time and skip over #7. The visual I get from that sentence is just too much. Blech!
Don’t you be sayin’ nuthin bad ’bout my BeeGee’s!!!!