Mattatarian’s Food Offering of the Week (Fruity Kubes Edition)
March 31, 2009

Prepare for your first sugar coma. QuikTrip’s Fruity Kubes are a mix of marshmallows and my favorite cereal, Fruity Pebbles. Both are sweet alone, but mixed together creates a sugar rush of emergency room proportions. After I had eaten one, I thought, “too sweet.” Then I had another and another and another. Forty-five seconds later, my Fruity Kubes were gone. I’m off to buy more Fruity Kubes, and maybe some insulin.
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First, never eat anything that colorful. It simply has to be bad for you. And second, just looking at it makes my teeth hurt.
Sounds like something John Creighton would hide from Rigel on Moya in an episode of FARSCAPE