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Steroids?!?!? What?!? Noooooo…

April 20, 2009

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I am shocked!  This ruggedly handsome veiny man is a woman, and she has the beef curtains to prove it.  Thick curdled beef curtains.  She can crack walnuts, blow smoke rings and whistle with that thing.

Meet Trudy Ireland, one of the ten bodybuilders that the Oklahoma Bureau of Narcotics and Tulsa Police issued warrants for – gasp! – steroids.  How did police figure this one out?  Vision?

According to Ireland’s Web site, her training philosophy is “train hard, train heavy, eat clean and get big!  She forgot to mention the testosterone injections.

Is this not natural for a 52-year-old woman?  No, it’s not natural for any woman.  Not even this 39-year-old woman.

What I don’t get about steroid users is the willingness to reject the harm that steroids cause in the name of health.  It makes as much sense as hippies who dropped acid, but stayed away from sugar because “it’s a drug, man.”

If your image of beauty is male pattern baldness, a four-octave voice drop and an enlarge clitoris, then you’ve made it.

Investigators said they didn’t realize how bad the problem was in Oklahoma.  They started the investigation two-years ago…

…about the same time Ireland’s testicles dropped.

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P.S.  For more disturbing photos, check out Ireland’s MySpace page.

P.P.S.  Check out The Lost Ogle for their take on Oklahoma City’s she-male that was included in the bust.  

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19 Comments leave one →
  1. boxnox permalink
    April 20, 2009 10:06 am

    so what? it’s her body

  2. April 20, 2009 10:27 am

    New poll: Would you?

  3. Chloe permalink
    April 20, 2009 10:45 am

    Karma, karma, karma…this freak of nature called me a “tramp” while we were in line to vote during the Presidential Election. I’m usually pretty fiery but all I could sputter was, “I forgive you.” The only skin I had showing was my face and hands, it was winter, yet I’m the “tramp?” I don’t think so…do you own a mirror Trudy?

  4. April 20, 2009 11:34 am

    Well other than all the veins sticking out, I think she’s hot!

  5. tha permalink
    April 20, 2009 3:39 pm

    OMG I’d rather abuse my body with Twinkies and cheeseburgers and I bet I’d still look better than THAT! SCARY!

  6. April 20, 2009 8:20 pm

    umm.. I.. umm….

    ** vomit **

  7. irritatedtulsan permalink*
    April 20, 2009 9:50 pm

    That is the nicest comment ever meeciteewurkor.

  8. April 20, 2009 10:59 pm

    I think she is kind of cute.

  9. h0tm0mma permalink
    April 20, 2009 11:32 pm

    You had me at “she has the beef curtains to prove it. Thick curdled beef curtains.” Srsly, that is some exceptional writing! Shit, 52? Really?

    Well, I guess it’s better than being a bed ridden useless ass that can’t even help take care of our beautiful Grand Children and knocking on the wall over EVERY SINGLE TINY noise you make!!! God Forbid for a bit of ass play! A WHOLE other post on it’s own..

    Ugh….I don’t even know what 2 say anymore..

  10. April 21, 2009 5:29 am

    I aim to please. :)

  11. irritatedtulsan permalink*
    April 21, 2009 6:13 am

    666BOI: Bad demon boy! Bad!

  12. April 22, 2009 5:44 am

    wow, well look at that. lol.. prepare for server meltdown.

  13. April 27, 2009 3:36 pm

    She looks like a female Mickey Rourke, keep her away from folding chairs!

  14. wayne permalink
    May 11, 2009 4:08 pm

    Such a pitty ..Trudy is in great shape, for 52 yo she is amazing,the cops should not focus attention in petty stuff. She is not guilty.I like her amazing BB career and her website.

  15. Irritated Tulsan permalink*
    May 11, 2009 5:43 pm

    She’s not guilty? She admitted to using steroids. I’d call that guilty.

  16. Courtney permalink
    February 14, 2011 11:54 am

    honestly. this shit is creep, but it’s how she chooses to live her life so why should we judge her? I’m sure we all have our comments and opinions but thats it, they are only OUR OPINIONS!!! Her friends and family love her and that’s all that matters.

  17. December 9, 2011 2:42 am

    wow owsum really perpect i like you

  18. Elena permalink
    December 31, 2011 6:14 pm

    I have one question. What happens to all those “great” muscles when she stops taking the steroids?

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