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Eat This, Not That for Idiots!

May 5, 2009

Men’s Health released a book called Eat This Not That! The book offers thousands of smart food choices to help with weight loss.  However, it offers no solutions to people that eat things that aren’t food.  This book will help.  Eat This Not That for Idiots!

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. May 5, 2009 8:18 am

    Genius!

  2. May 6, 2009 12:22 am

    “You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!” Everybody won, right?

    With this product, another all-around win:

    Pork Brains in Milk Gravy.

    Don’t worry about minimum daily requirements; this product has 1200% of the U.S. RDA for cholesterol.

    But wait, there’s more:

    Mechanically Separated Chicken.

    If these tasty-sounding items have you licking your chops, read more about them at the aptly-named web site, Potted Meat Food Products.

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