It’s Cinco de Mayo, Don’t Eat These Tacos…
May 5, 2009
As a Tulsan with a penis, there’s nothing I find more exciting disgusting than a gentleman’s club that serves an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Naked women dancing above food isn’t safe. Why does their Parmesan cheese smell like vinegar? Because it’s not cheese.
Cloud 9 is having a Free Taco Bar for Cinco de Mayo. Will these be the traditional beef tacos or can we expect fish or crab?
This is the same strip bar that serves a Legs and Eggs buffet, a buffet with mixed results.
“Excuse me. Excuse me. Sir? There’s a hair in my eggs. I think it fell off her bacon strip.”
Today is Cinco de Mayo, please don’t eat these Tacos.
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I’m Crying you sir are too funny.
Crying good. Those tacos bad.
There are just too many things wrong in this post. Ick!!
Thanks for the warning.
You’re a real help.