Distrust the Midas Touch

If you can’t spell it, I don’t think I’ll trust you to guarantee it.  The only guarantee you provide is an ego-driven snarky attitude that if something is wrong with my car; it’s probably due to my inability to understand mechanics.  I see your point.  I wouldn’t expect you to understand Goodnight Moon, or any other children’s book.

Hopefully, their mechanic skills surpass their English skills, or at least the level of their egos.  If all Midas mechanics s***gold like they seem to think they can, we’d having flying cars by now.

You, Midas, are a giant chain of auto repair shops.  To your employees, it’s just a job.  My car is simply the next one in line.  I’d rather hire a word-of-mouth mechanic at double your fees.  Why?  Because for them it’s their business.  Unlike you, it’s another location.  They rely on honesty and good service, not a large corporation with an advertising budget.

Here’s a suggestion, take that $75 diagnostic I paid, which found nothing wrong, and buy yourself “Remedial English for Dummies.”

I hope you get crabs.

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