Letter to the Editor #17 (Barack O’Burger Edition)
May 22, 2009
(This is a response to Honest McDonald’s Billboards.)
Irritated Tulsan,
One question… if you hate McDonalds (obviously you do) why would you eat there?
My guess is that you don’t.
As far as truth in advertising goes… our President isn’t exactly living up to the billboard ad’s he campaigned on either is he?
Signed,
Red S Tater
Dear Red S Tater,
I don’t eat at McDonald’s and I don’t plan to eat the President.
Thanks for Writing In,
Irritated Tulsan
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Yes We Can…. all go eat at McDonald’s later if you want to.
I love hate mail!
Your response was classic.
Not only hate mail, but hate mail that doesn’t really make sense.
But the president looks so YUMMY!!!!
Slut.
Personally, I’d rather not eat the President. He’s too thin and tough looking. Instead, I’d rather eat the average WalMart customer ’cause there’s a nice marbling of fat and they’d probably be more tender. Should barbecued Okie be served with a domestic or imported (i.e. out-of-state) barbecue sauce? And what kind of beer?
Cannibalism: It’s who’s for dinner!
Yeah, he IS sorta stringy looking. His sizzle on the grill would not compare to a nice cut of Okla Jeri Askins. Way better marbling with the local “boys”
Does anyone know where the President went to get a burger? (I know it wasn’t McDonald’s.)I’m just curious.
Meat is murder… but I would eat the President. (wink wink, nudge nudge)
Francis is my new BFF!!!!