Jessica Alba Visits Tulsa, Sharks Not Liberated

When I saw that Jessica Alba was in Tulsa Monday filming her new direct-to-DVD movie, The Killer Inside Me, my first thought was, “oh, porn,” followed by “I hope she doesn’t vandalize us.” Then I remembered that unlike Oklahoma City, Tulsa has sharks. We have the Oklahoma Aquarium, a possible Alba target.

Vandalism doesn’t worry me; it’s liberated sharks and Tulsa’s effect on movies. Movies filmed in Tulsa are never good. Check out UHF.

Alba’s a bigger threat to Tulsa than many realize. Since the only precaution to Alba’s visit is extra police on the movie set, I felt I should take action.

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