10 Warning Signs Sally Kern Has Really Gone Nuts
Last year, Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern said homosexuality was a greater threat to the U.S. than terrorism. Just when we thought Kern’s insanity had leveled off, she has urged Oklahomans to sign the “Proclamation for Morality.” Her fight is “for a national awakening of righteousness in our land.”
Some say she’s insane. Others say her hormonal replacement therapy needs adjusting. Either way, there are 10 Warning Signs Kern Has Really Gone Nuts:
10. Sells “Save a Horse, Stone a Jihad” T-shirts from the trunk of her car.
9. In her latest proclamation, she refers to Jeebus 82 times.
8. Had her navel pierced with a purity ring.
7. Considers Gingers the second biggest threat to national security.
6. Accused North Korea of stockpiling the gay agenda.
5. Refers to Jim Inhofe as “that stallion,” then blows a kiss.
4. During the last Bedlam football game, she placed all her money on Oklahoma State Cowboys.
3. Begins her speeches with a prayer to Our Lady Gaga.
2. Not only does she believe that “our economic woes are consequences of our greater national moral crisis,” but more could be done if people would switch to Geico.
1. She’s the only woman in the U.S. not concerned about Jon and Kate.
The Gingers have no soul and want to envelop our world in blackness for all time. I’d call them the number 1 threat.
Personally I think that she is incredibly hot.
Sub-amendment: Eat to excess and over consume. But don’t curse and please fly an American flag. That’ll undo the former.
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Mike Gundy has his own proclamation. Don’t F with the hair.
Juicing the Fruits
by James Nimmo
(OKLAHOMA CITY) I’m sure the sham of appearing at the Capitol and giving the impression this is a legislative procedure is exactly what was intended when GOPer Sally Kern and Krew planned their morality proclamation ceremony on July 2 in Oklahoma City.
If she were interested in promoting only morality and not instead, introducing her personal religious restrictions, why isn’t she using her own church, Olivett Baptist, as her backdrop?
As always with the mentally unbalanced words and actions are morphed into absurd definitions and shapes. Lies to support other lies are always invented, regardless of how holy the intent of the lies is supposed to be.
She speaks of divorce as contributing to national decline. How short her memory is for anything except bible verses.
Kern’s patron saint, Ronald Reagan, was divorced, as is Newt Gingrich and Rumbaugh twice each. Sen. Vitter of LA likes diaper sex with paid escorts and Gov. Sandford of SC abandons his family and state duties to amorize in Argentina. Gov. Palin of AK can’t teach her eldest daughter to say simple words like, “No”.
When you don’t set yourself up on a high soap box in the first place and then mistake it for a psychiatrist’s office you don’t have to fall so inevitably far when you come up short in your own life.
Kern should spend more time looking at the fruit falling close to her family tree ( http://tinyurl.com/krahr9 ) before she tries to juice the private lives of others.
I bet Sally blames the dustbowl days on flappers and moonshine. The depression clearly is the fault of the gay community too.
I suspect that she blames the civil war on the black community.
Kern is right. We need to get back to traditional value like the days of …uh …when was that?
Around 1629 a.d., you know, dinosaur times.
Who is Jon and Kate?
They’re from a TLC show called Jon and Kate Plus 8. Kate shot eight kids out her vagina like a sprinkler and is now pimping them on reality TV.
excuse me… who ARE Jon and Kate.
stupid grammar…
Well, number 7 is just common sense, but the rest proves she’s a crazypants.
Does this mean our highest terrorist threat level is no longer red but rainbow?
No, our terror level is Fabulouuuuuuuus.
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actually abusers of self men on men are a greater threat to themselves with their disease passing habits.
ho hum