I Love This Bar and Grill Opens. Irritated Tulsan Placed on Suicide Watch…
August 4, 2009
Well, f*** me sideways. That overnationalistic redneck’s restaurant opened Monday. I knew the door opened when the climatic wails of Toby Keith Warriors echoed through Tulsa as they orgasmed at the fresh scent of fryer oil.
When I pass Hard Rock Casino, formerly Cherokee Casino, not only do I have to worry about second-hand lung cancer, now I have to worry about second-hand clogged arteries.
Seriously, you don’t even have to step foot into the casino to smell the smoke, or to feel the hot flashes of Toby’s women. That’s Tulsa’s real ozone problem.
Jump over to The Lost Ogle to finish this post.
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How much is the “Boot In Your Ass Burger?” Or an order of the “Statue of Liberty Shaking Her Fist Freedom Fries?”
I’d also like a “We Never Got Bin Laden Milkshake,” please.