White-Trash Sex Ring
Beggs police arrested these two women for allegedly having sex with underage boys. To lure the boys to their crusty beef curtains for a wild afternoon of crab fishing, they gave them marijuana and alcohol.
Alcohol affects 14-year-old boys quicker than an adult male, but no amount of alcohol could cause anyone to tap those Chlamydia slots.
What is wrong with these boys? Were there no farm animals nearby?
One of the women said sleeping with the boys brought back her teen years, by which she meant the slutty ones. She also said she got “that look” she couldn’t get anymore, which makes no sense because the look of disgust shouldn’t have changed since high school. Imagine the love notes that they sent:
“Dear Little Jimmy, you’ve recaptured what I believed I lost years ago with your youthful exuberance.”
In response:
“Dear Ms. Carder, it burns when I pee.”
There is concern that one the women has an STD. Finally, we’ve found ground zero for the teen syphilis outbreak.
Which is more awkward for the parents: the town knowing their kids had sex with Crusty and Scabby, or explaining that a feeling that warm apple pie wrapped in cooked bacon is a bad sign?
Maybe the town should drop a G and change its name to Begs … or possibly Crabbs.
farm animals can’t buy beer and happy meals.
Well, we haven’t seen pics of the boys. This could be the best they could do. I know I went to school with some guys that would hit that.
That whole “the look” thing really creeps me out for some reason. WTF is she talking about? The look a guy gives you when he’s putting a paper bag on your head?
Too far?
And, maybe I’ve been watching too much Spongebob, but maybe they could change their name to the Krusty Krab?
Wonder what they would look like after a 6pak and a little weed. Bet them 14 year old’s thought they were some hot chicks after a little (well maybe a whole lot)alcohol.
A whole lot of alcohol and a splint wrapped around their penis.
This is the exact reason why I live in a CITY. Not a podunk town in the middle of BFE. And the thing about it, it stuff like this happens in towns but people just dont get caught.
Maybe those kids thought that they were cool cause they were tappin an older chick, they were drinking, and the were smoking pot.
The part they didnt think about is they wont be able to touch anyother girl for like the next ten years no matter where the go cause this was on national news. If they move they are gonna have to say they arent from Beggs thats for damn sure.
ahhhh….yes….to be 14 again….ugly girls, alcohol, and weed….and still manage to get it up…
BTW…IT…I can’t wait to hear your take on The Tulsa 2020 Summer Olympics…
I’ll have something for you Thursday.
LOL! Another classic post.
After reading this story last night I wanted to see what these young boys saw in these two woman. So on the way home today I stopped at QT and bought a 12pk (no weed). Since QT is only 3 blocks from my house what the hell start early. After 8 beers the 1st one started looking good then I made the mistake and looked at the 2nd one, oh hell she looked like my English teacher. Well I keep on drinking and after 10 beers I notice nothing was getting hard, what the hell, so with beer in one hand and you know what in the other I was trying to work something up. Now I know why I quit drinking to dam drunk to have sex might as well go to bed.
omg-they look soooooo nasty. Id take my kid for an exocism and a dip in nuclear waste if he was one of these unfortunate blokes…