Things You Can Do with Your Hands
If you’re ready to quit smoking, Tobacco Stops With Me has several tools for you to succeed. They will guide you toward plan to improve your chance of success, show you how to cope with cravings and help you find things you can do with your hands.
Unfortunately, the list of things you can do with your hands is not posted on the Web site. They want you to call. I assume it is a free sex line to help distract from nicotine withdrawal, but since I don’t smoke, I don’t feel I should call. I don’t want to tie anyone up, unless I’m asked.
Fortunately, for you, I have a list. If you’re missing that hand to mouth action, and you’re not a prostitute, here are alternative hand activities:
• Cork the Bat
• Crank the Shank
• Fist your Mister
• Toss the Turkey
• Play Sausage in Hostage
• Tame your Lion
• Loop the Mule
• Whip the Willy
• Churn Butter
• Grease a Pole
• Flog the Frog
• Polish the Banister
• Fish for Pocket Trout
• Cuff the Carrot
• Rope the Pony
• Master your Blaster
• Paint the Rocket
• Buff the Banana
• Manual Override
• Pocket Pinball
• Swing your Magic Wand
• Bleed the Weasel
• Flute Solo
• Milk the Cow
• Clean your Rifle
• Torture a One-Eyed Clown
I know this just a drop in the bucket, or Kleenex; hopefully, you’ll beat off this addiction.
(Special thanks to Handy Man for submitting this tip.)
You forgot Choke the Chicken.
I prefer to shuck the clams.
I like to reef the main when sailing
Thelma Lou likes to Barney the Fife.
I just noticed that the guy in the photo you used looks a lot like my brother-in-law, who by the way is a smoker. Maybe I should recommend this service to his wife.
I tried all of those…problem is…when I was finished, I wanted that smoke even more!!!
Unfortunately, that can be a side effect.