Insane Oklahoma Woman Finds Chupacabra
A very-likely insane Stillwell woman sent pictures to KOTV of what she claims is a Chupacabra. (Not pictured above.) This animal attacks livestock and drinks its blood, much like Kathy Taylor during her honeymoon
Chupacabra is the Spanish word for goatsucker. It’s also the English word for “lay off of the hallucinogenics.”
This picture she took looks like a Peruvian hairless dog, but there a few other explanations of what the woman saw.
1. This could be a bikini waxing gone severely wrong. It’s pink, bald, and swollen. Could be a bad wax job.
2. We could be looking into the womb of Michelle Dugger. She’s pregnant with her 19th child. By now, I’m sure that area resembles a block of Spam run through a wood chipper.
3. Nothing, because she’s insane.
Although it’s non-politically correct on my part, when I read this headline I imagined a Hispanic cleaning woman on her way to buy Pledge. Instead, she found the Chupacabra, screamed, “Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi,” and ran up a hill.
Wrong, I know.
The woman asked to remain anonymous in order to protect the identities of Fred, Velma and the rest of the Scooby Gang.
Zoiks!
I will never be able to look at a can of Spam again.
Meeeeeee NEITHER !
It looks as though my jackass kid has fully recovered from nice day.
i wuv u
Ruh roh!
The funny thing about the whole thing is I acctually know who took the pictures and for your information she is not mexican but she does love she show scooby doo.
jajajajaja poor cat now he is the chupacabra