Dirty Words from Dictionary.com
(By popular demand. Updated with prettier fonts. More updates soon.)
No one should have to work at the beginning at the week. After a weekend off, it should be required to be unproductive. I also believe this to be true about the end of the week. By Friday, most workers have checked out.
If you’re feeling unproductive and need to kill time, I have something for you. It’s called Dirty Words from Dictionary.com. This Web site not only gives the correct spelling and definition of words, it also pronounces them for you. Even the dirty ones. Get in touch with your inner 12-year-old and try a few of these:
Click the words for some cheerful pronunciations. When you get to the Web site, click the speaker icon.
• Cooter
• Bastard
• Asshole
• Fellatio
• Slut
• Masturbate
• Pussy
• C-Word
• Gusher
• Lube
Enjoy your hour of non-productive work as you type in every bad word you can think of.
You could have at least typed them in nice fonts.
I told you not to cuss;
That you can call Gus;
And Gus will cuss for all of us.
If you open multiple tabs and have a different word typed in each window you can manage to say an entire sentence!
Yeah, baloney’s right. You’re slacking IT. Pretty fonts next time.
lmao @ bestandworstofokc….
I checked out a book from the TCCL that had all the dirty words covered with whiteout. Some very patient person had taken the time to protect the rest of us library patrons.
Someone is at home right now placing white-out on the screen.
words, they could be removed from our dictionary…but the worst word in dictionary is…CRAZY…HATE THAT WORD!!!!
Hay babe were all…CRAZY…over you.
“suzzie” pronounced….. “suh-zee”
And how wood you spell it?