10 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman
A few days ago I was in the garage assembling my new shelving unit and my wife came out and began talking to me. She was asking me some sort of question, and to be honest, I was determined to finish what I was working on before lunch time.
I didn’t really hear what she said. I did however notice a long pause so I looked up to see if she was gone. She was still there staring at me, and all married men out there probably know exactly which stare I am referring to. I said to my wife “Sorry honey, I saw your lips moving but didn’t hear a word you said,” which was exactly the wrong thing to say.
Well, my wife forgave me for not hearing her ask if I was going to be finished soon and if I was ready for lunch. This got me thinking about things that you should never say to a woman. After much thought and polling some of the guys, I compiled the Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Woman.
10. “You sounded exactly like your mother just then.”
9. “What in the world did you do to your hair?”
8. “Did that outfit shrink?”
7. “Did you already put your makeup on?”
6. “You look really tired today.”
5. “Wow, your sister is really cute.”
4. “Should you really be eating that?”
3. “It must be that time of the month.”
2. “Is that a gray hair?”
1. “You’re just being emotional.”
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I learned that if a woman asks, “Does this make me look fat?” the wrong response is “No, vision does.”
When you lived at home you would say, “You do it. You’re the woman.” You must have never said that to your wife, because she’s not a widow yet.
hahahaaa …. busted…
I’ve tried the silent look of incomprehension. That doesn’t work, either.
Ask no questions.
I tell know lies.
I can honestly say that you never used #3….. Smart man.
When I was asking guys I work with things you should never say to a woman, several of them said you shouldnever say “I Do.”
lmao.. ain’t that the truth!
Also for all of us guys who has an X wife. Never, never (think before you speak) call your wife your X’s name, if you ever want to have sex again.
Good grief, I do my absolute best to never even mention that I was married before…….that is a subject that should be avoided at all cost.
No problem here Tom. Havn’t done that yet. But she has called me by her X’s name twice.
lol.. you probably liked it, too…
My husband has said, “My Ex-wife always did that herself.” So I tell him, “Guess what you’re gonna be doing by yourself”!
I’m on thin ice just for reading this post.
I forgot, we watch Eddie Murphy in the Nutty Professor one night and that same night during our love making my wife yell out Ohhhhh!!!! Cletus. Hell that was the grandpa in the movie. Needless to say, WTF, about that time something went south.