10 Tweets Sent from Santa’s Sled
December 25, 2009
Merry Christmas everyone. Hopefully, you’ve been good and Santa brought you nice gifts. I don’t think he was really into gift-giving this year. It’s not because I’m on the naughty list, it’s because of what he posted in his Twitter account. He seemed a little angry, maybe drunk. Check out the Tweets Sent from Santa’s Sled.
10. Damn it! Didn’t check the list twice!
9. Ewwwwwww, elf on my shoe.
8. Prancer! Get off Vixen!
7. Great, more cookies.
6. I think I just swallowed a dove.
5. Anyone care to unwrap my package?
4. Hit puberty already rudolph.
3. Guess what I’m rubbing now…
2. …yep, my yule log.
1. I hope no one saw daddy kissing Santa Claus.
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They just get more wrong as the list goes on.
I think they’re sweet.