Flame Broiled Organs
January 6, 2010
Finally, a sandwich not dressed in lights, makeup or flattering angles. A sandwich true to its ingredients.
Introducing Burger King’s Orginal (pronounced ‘oar-gih-nul’) Chicken Sandwich, made with freshly slaughtered chickens.
No more deep-fried unhealthiness. BK’s Orginal Chicken Sandwich is packed with liver, kidney, colon, beak and various forms of meat.
What’s that juicy flavor you’ll learn to savor? Guts.
BK’s Orginal Chicken Sandwich. Orginal Parts. Whole Body Taste.
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(Artist rendition of the Orginal Sandwich.)
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BK does chicken right! Maybe they should call it the “Whole Bird” chicken sandwich?
I’m laughing and feeling sick at my stomach all at the same time. I used to love eating these things in college. I’m glad I went back to bologna! HA!
BK just became less appealing than it already was… which was not at all. Wonder what part of the chicken thery are using for the nuggets.
I think nuggets are code for testes.
My country road kill looks better than that.