5 Unknown Uses for NyQuil

For the past several days I have been dealing with a very nasty cold. The congestion, sinus pressure, coughing and sore throat have been very difficult to deal with. Then again, according to my wife, I have been very difficult to deal with. I blame it on all of the cold medication I have been taking, especially the NyQuil.

While I was on a NyQuil induced mind-numbing experience, I began to wonder what else NyQuil might be used for. Since I was off work and had nothing better to do, I put on my mad scientist outfit, or maybe it was just my robe, and did some experimenting.

As a result of my experimentations, I have developed 5 unknown uses for NyQuil that I would like to share with you:

1. Nyquil works very well as a de-icer, first time in a week there has been no ice or snow on my front porch.

2. Much to my surprise and curiosity, NyQuil is flammable. It was a great help in getting that wet firewood turned into a raging inferno.

3. Since I was home and had nothing better to do, I thought I would help out with the laundry. Would you believe NyQuil was a fantastic stain remover? That pesky blood stain on my Snuggie is now history!

4. While in my garage doing laundry and trying to think of other things to do with NyQuil, I happened to see some sort of strange black bug crawling around. You guessed it; NyQuil is a very fast acting bug killer!

5. I also found out that if you mix the Red and Green flavors together and drink the concoction, Neo from the Matrix movies will join you on your NyQuil induced joyride.

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