If They Mated: Paris Hilton & The Verizon Guy
January 8, 2010
I’m starting to think your match ideas are funnier than mine. Today’s final match is from a reader who begged to remain anonymous. Isn’t that right Cloris Leachman? Yes, I’m popular with superstars now.
Speaking of superstars, today’s DNA soup mix features none. Cell phone lover Paris Hilton and cell phone spokesperson Paul Marcarelli. They can call upon friends, but can they call upon love?
Paris Hilton, International Fame Whore
Paul Marcarelli, The Verizon Guy
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This is, of course, before we discovered that cell phone radiation negatively affected fetuses.
Paris Microtel
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Just before I clicked, I was hoping the thing had her eyes.
Aww come on, Cloris Leachman????? Thanks for the laugh! You never cease to amaze me on these matings.
Uh.. I think you forgot the glasses.
She had Lasik.
Reminds me of those hideous rodent creatures that Quizno’s used in their commercials for a while.. Yeck
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