If They Mated: Who is Hottest?
January 8, 2010
Not that you would be attracted to any of these offspring, but if you had to … who would you tap?
I’m not saying that you want to. I’m saying let’s pretend the fate of mankind rests upon your shoulders and you had to tap one? Which one would it be?
If that’s too much for you, which one do you think is the hottest among: Hanny Climeto, Jarah Spralin, 555GRL or Paris Microtel?
I pulled puppies out the mix. I didn’t want Diane Sue Whalen to cast a vote. Vote at the bottom of the list.
Hanny Climeto, offspring of Hillary Clinton and Danny Devito
Jarah Spralin, offspring of Sarah Palin and Jerry Springer
555GRL, offspring of Amy Winehouse and 666BOI
Paris Microtel, offspring of Paris Hilton and The Verizon Guy
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SHIVER-MY-TIMBERS!!!!!……..Had to go with Microtel. She’s whats called a two bagger. One for her, and to be on the safe side you better wear one for yourself, just in case her’s break.
555GRL is Hot!!
I still want to see the mashup between my Aunt Baloney (Oklahoma’s hottest mommy blogging elf) and her snuggie.
Ok. Maybe I’ll do a special weekend post for you.
Must we?