10 Recent Tweets Sent from Pat Robertson’s iPhone
Pat Robertson said the Haitians made a pact with the devil to free themselves from their former French slave masters. Yes, slavery that occurred 200 years ago. Because of this pact, God struck Haiti with a 7.0 earthquake.
He also said that Katrina was because of America’s abortion policies and predicted the world would end in 1982. Why? Because Pat Robertson is an insane douchebag.
Other than his insane rants, there’re also insane Tweets. Here are the 10 recent:
10. Just leg-pressed another 2,000 pounds. Too bad no witnesses.
9. Pat Robertson just joined “I bet I can find 100,000 people who think Pat Robertson is a douchebag.”
8. Herpes are an infidel’s hug from God.
7. Did I say the Haitians made a pact with the devil? I meant Barry Manilow.
6. Team Coco.
5. I’d rather be naked than wear fur.
4. Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with you pants on the ground.
3. Irritated Tulsan is the douchebag.
2. Just got off the phone with Jesus. He will do a walk-on 700 Club.
1. I’m sorry, which Pagan are you again?
Thanks for the great laugh this morning.
Everyone knows that God always waits 200 years before he unleashes his brutal assaults on a cursed people (or he allows satan to do it, depending on your perspective). That way, only the innocent are affected. or – Maybe God forgot that people don’t live for hundreds of years like they did in the old testament.