5 Words/Phrases That Should Be Used More Often

I have been giving some thought to the words we use each day, and there are some words/phrases that I just miss hearing and saying to be honest. So I have created a list of 5 words/phases that I think should be used more often.
• Turd-Knocker
I honestly think my grandfather coined this phrase, not to mention for the longest time I thought it was mine and my brothers name. I cannot tell you how often I heard “What are you two turd-knockers doing in my garage?”
• Douchebag
This word is a freaking classic and have no idea why people stopped using it. While I honestly love Starbucks, every time I go into one, it is filled with pompass, arrogant douchebags.
• Shit-Head
Rarely do I hear this phrase anymore, however I think the word several times each day. There are a couple of twenty-something shit-heads at work that like to point out that I am getting old!
• Ding-Dong
I know this one has multiple meanings, however with a four year old around that likes to repeat every bad word he hears, this word has taken the place of F*cker in my vocabulary. I have to tell you it is rather funny to hear my son call someone a ding-dong.
• Prick
I guess this one could be the equivalent of the “C-word”, my grandmother use to call my brother a little prick all the time. I have always thought so highly of that sweet old lady. By the way, she was right for calling my brother that.
I hope that you can help me bring these words back into everyday use, I also encourage you to post your favorite word/phrase so that we can all increase our vocabulary.
What? No ‘Cooter?’ Cooter is my favorite. Although, I do agree with you Victor. We should start teaching our kids these in elementary school.
You are right, cooter should have been on there. Mrs. Frost also mentioned that Dingle-Berry should have been on there too.
I use all these on a daily basis!
I also like c**k mongrel, dickbag,dumbshit,f**kface
I adopting c**k mongrel into my language. It’s time to let go of penis wrinkle.
Oh, I agree, cock mongrel is without a doubt going to be used as one of my favorite new words.
My “go-to” phrase has always been Dumb Ass. It rolls off the tongue like silk.
gotta love f*@ktard!
One of my favorites. I use it daily.
We have one in our office today—numbnuts!
“Turdbird” works too.
Those are some good ones, my favorites are:
Goofy Bastard
Shit for Brains
Fucking Moron
God Damn Goofball
Damned Republican
Stupid Democrat
The last two are the worst insults anybody can use on somebody else.
I don’t get the next-to-last one. Where’s the insult?
Butt-Munch. As in the person at work that insists on telling the boss how wonderful they are. “What a butt-munch”
Oh yes, butt-munch is good. I have one of them setting on the other side of my cubicle.
dick wad and drippy dick come to mind and let’s not forget shitass
What about “cum-bubble”?
Back in high school a good friend of mine would always use “sperm-bubble.”
Some of my favs and Fucktard and SFB (shit for brains).
You forgot cockbreath and dingleberry.
Guess someone already posted dingleberry, so how about shit-leopard.
That’ll work.
I tend to go for ‘wank-stain’
Pole smoker, ass hat, brown noser, turd tapper…