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5 Words/Phrases That Should Be Used More Often

January 28, 2010

Stop being such a douchebag!

I have been giving some thought to the words we use each day, and there are some words/phrases that I just miss hearing and saying to be honest. So I have created a list of 5 words/phases that I think should be used more often.

• Turd-Knocker

I honestly think my grandfather coined this phrase, not to mention for the longest time I thought it was mine and my brothers name. I cannot tell you how often I heard “What are you two turd-knockers doing in my garage?”

• Douchebag

This word is a freaking classic and have no idea why people stopped using it. While I honestly love Starbucks, every time I go into one, it is filled with pompass, arrogant douchebags.

• Shit-Head

Rarely do I hear this phrase anymore, however I think the word several times each day. There are a couple of twenty-something shit-heads at work that like to point out that I am getting old!

• Ding-Dong

I know this one has multiple meanings, however with a four year old around that likes to repeat every bad word he hears, this word has taken the place of F*cker in my vocabulary. I have to tell you it is rather funny to hear my son call someone a ding-dong.

• Prick

I guess this one could be the equivalent of the “C-word”, my grandmother use to call my brother a little prick all the time. I have always thought so highly of that sweet old lady. By the way, she was right for calling my brother that.

I hope that you can help me bring these words back into everyday use, I also encourage you to post your favorite word/phrase so that we can all increase our vocabulary.

22 Comments leave one →
  1. Irritated Tulsan permalink*
    January 28, 2010 6:33 am

    What? No ‘Cooter?’ Cooter is my favorite. Although, I do agree with you Victor. We should start teaching our kids these in elementary school.

    • January 28, 2010 8:33 am

      You are right, cooter should have been on there. Mrs. Frost also mentioned that Dingle-Berry should have been on there too.

  2. Debb permalink
    January 28, 2010 8:06 am

    I use all these on a daily basis!
    I also like c**k mongrel, dickbag,dumbshit,f**kface

    • Irritated Tulsan permalink*
      January 28, 2010 8:12 am

      I adopting c**k mongrel into my language. It’s time to let go of penis wrinkle.

    • January 28, 2010 8:31 am

      Oh, I agree, cock mongrel is without a doubt going to be used as one of my favorite new words.

  3. Carol permalink
    January 28, 2010 9:21 am

    My “go-to” phrase has always been Dumb Ass. It rolls off the tongue like silk.

  4. January 28, 2010 9:46 am

    gotta love f*@ktard!

    • Irritated Tulsan permalink*
      January 28, 2010 10:26 am

      One of my favorites. I use it daily.

  5. Cloris permalink
    January 28, 2010 12:07 pm

    We have one in our office today—numbnuts!

    “Turdbird” works too.

  6. January 28, 2010 1:20 pm

    Those are some good ones, my favorites are:

    Goofy Bastard
    Shit for Brains
    Fucking Moron
    God Damn Goofball
    Damned Republican
    Stupid Democrat

    The last two are the worst insults anybody can use on somebody else.

    • Irritated Tulsan permalink*
      January 28, 2010 2:10 pm

      I don’t get the next-to-last one. Where’s the insult?

  7. Disbelief permalink
    January 28, 2010 2:01 pm

    Butt-Munch. As in the person at work that insists on telling the boss how wonderful they are. “What a butt-munch”

  8. Reggie Wooster permalink
    January 28, 2010 2:35 pm

    dick wad and drippy dick come to mind and let’s not forget shitass

  9. Bryan permalink
    January 28, 2010 2:38 pm

    What about “cum-bubble”?

  10. Tomintulsa permalink
    January 28, 2010 2:45 pm

    Some of my favs and Fucktard and SFB (shit for brains).

  11. LaurenD. permalink
    January 30, 2010 3:51 pm

    You forgot cockbreath and dingleberry.

  12. LaurenD. permalink
    January 30, 2010 3:53 pm

    Guess someone already posted dingleberry, so how about shit-leopard.

    • Irritated Tulsan permalink*
      January 30, 2010 3:58 pm

      That’ll work.

  13. Acidworm permalink
    February 12, 2010 1:37 am

    I tend to go for ‘wank-stain’

  14. Roger permalink
    April 14, 2010 12:26 pm

    Pole smoker, ass hat, brown noser, turd tapper…

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