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Now the IRS has Everything

April 15, 2010

Now the I.R.S. has everything!

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Jerry, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.” “And what,” his friend asked, “do you want me to do with your ashes?” The businessman said, “Just put them in an urn and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, “Now, you have everything!”

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  1. tydance permalink
    April 15, 2010 2:37 pm

    Thank goodness he is giving them everything or the IRS might wonder where he came up with the money to buy that urn. Now the IRS auditor will have a urn on his desk along with some urine. Good tie in, Victor or I’m probably just warped.

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