Now the IRS has Everything
April 15, 2010

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Jerry, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.” “And what,” his friend asked, “do you want me to do with your ashes?” The businessman said, “Just put them in an urn and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, “Now, you have everything!”
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Thank goodness he is giving them everything or the IRS might wonder where he came up with the money to buy that urn. Now the IRS auditor will have a urn on his desk along with some urine. Good tie in, Victor or I’m probably just warped.
It could be that we are both warped!