Arrested?!?!?!? What?!?!?!? He Appears Perfectly Stable to Me
I’m in disbelief. Police arrested Jesse Thornhill, an artistically designed man, for allegedly trying to run down his landlord with a van.
It’s obvious by looking at his mugshot that this law-abiding citizen has been set-up. No one who presents themselves as a mix of Redneck Satan and Lesbian Troll Doll could possibly commit a crime.
If he is guilty, it’s a cry for help. The man is in pain. His hernia has pulled itself so far out of his sack that his scrotum pushed through his forehead.
Either that or he’s angry from the rope burn caused by shoes laces ripped out of his scalp.
According to the police report, his mother and landlord were “having problems with her son.”
The mother’s problem is that 28 years after giving birth to Jesse, her womb still hasn’t healed. The landlord’s problem is he was born without a head because that’s the only reason he or she would’ve rented to Jesse.
Tulsa police booked Thornhill on a complaint of assault with a deadly weapon. Thornhill booked himself for life.
I just think he was arrested because of weirdo profiling. The police saw horns and immediately judged him. Wait……isn’t that Hell Boy?
I bet his defense will be that “the devil made him do it”.
I heard once, in order to have horns you must give up other parts of you body. OMG he has no dick. He should be called Dickhead
Those bumps are probably Ganglion cysts (aka Bible cysts) and a good wack with a nice thick bible will take care of that awful condition this poor kid has had to endure. I’ll volunteer…
Not my place to judge anybody for any reason, but I will say this tho……He is gonna be one hell of a crazy lookin 80 year old man!
I’m still trying to figure out what doctor would implant the horns. AND how in the world was he able to post bond???
I know Jesse and actually went church with him growing up, He’s honestly not a bad guy. the police didn’t show up til way after it supposedly happened.. it’s not like they caught him in the act. he’s only getting all this flack because he likes body modifications. give him a break
Tattoos + the name “Jesse” = White trash – every time.
These tattooed, pierced, scar-ified, horn-implanted folk are a dime a dozen these days and really don’t catch my attention. But for some reason this one really gives me the creeps and has made me so nauseous that I’ve just taken three Phenergan. Thankfully I can rest easy knowing that if this guy ever has a job it will be in the call-center variety, him safely tucked in a cube. Either way, he’s destined for small spaces.
I’m pretty sure I saw this guy at the Walmart on Admiral last night… So glad I stay in formed with the Irritated Tulsan!
A. What episode of Dragnet was he in
B. What drug or drugs is he using
yes Mam! yes mam! just the facts mam!