Crafted Statements of Bullshit Continue to Move from City Hall

Mayor Bartlett has released a statement as a result of the city council’s latest actions.

The statement, well-crafted jumbled words of bullshit, denounced the previous written communication by the council.

In response, councilors released a memo to the press, announcing their plans to negate the mayor’s statement.

Most of written communication has used Times New Roman with a 12-point font, although Cambria has seen an increase in usage.

The press releases, which began shortly after Bartlett took office, have prevented city councilors and the mayor’s office from releasing statements focused on normal mundane tasks.

Attorneys for the mayor and city council sent letters to each other that stated both groups are within their legal rights and other party is wasting valuable resources.

Bartlett indicated he would issue his next statement upon receiving the council’s memo, but could not be reached for comment.

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