Tea: Now with No Conservatives

Erotic Asian tea offers wellness, energy and a liberalistic brew.

Citizens concerned about the government’s attempt to relieve the financial crisis, but have no desire to join parties that are irrationally furious or give policies no time to take effect, can relax with a warm cup of tea.

Chinita, picked by scantily clad Asian twins, contains no additives and no conservatives.

Tea experts predict Chinita will overtake Earl Grey as the number one tea among those who believe they are the sh**.

Chinita can be purchased at Asian grocery stores, Oriental massage parlors and through Girl Scout cookie stands.

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