Letter to the Editor #25 (Jackwagon Edition)

(Written in response to Trashy Hick Town Determined to Keep Oklahoma’s Stereotype Alive.)

Dear Irritated Tulsan,

Hey you jackwagon, that is my home town. That is the school mascot in the street. I’m sure that Tulsa doesn’t have a drug problem or problem in leadership. That building and many more a rep historic to the town and won’t be torn down. I guess we should go tear all the old buildings in Rules down. I don’t know where you read about the crack, we have a meth problem, just like every town in Oklahoma. The leaders of this great city of Tingling Oklahoma are just underpaid for the task they are faced with. I’m not sure why you would make fun of any town. Just no class I guess.

Ray

Dear Ray Ray,

Can I call you Ray Ray?  I can’t?  Oh well.  I plan to anyway.  Thank you for writing in Ray Ray.  Since that post you responded to is 28 months old, I had forgotten Ringling existed.  Or as you call it, Tingling Oklahoma.   I guess Tingling is a more accurate name.  I want to say thank you for correcting my information.  I said Ringling had a crack problem.  I should’ve said meth problem.  I never meant to put your town in a bad light.  I get it now.  Crack=Bad.  Meth=Not so bad.

Sincerely,
Jerry

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